Chaos Restaurant

 This goes back to 2011


CHAOS RESTAURANT

A good selection on the menu

At Jim's Seafood Restaurant

A customer in Bikinis

I still don't know what I want

She ordered Mullet and Chips

with lemon and Tartar sauce

This was just an entree

You should have seen her main Course


“What do you recommend,” I asked.

She said, “You Talkin' to me.”

I said, “My appetite ain't hiding desire

For a salubrious tea.”

She completely misunderstood

What I had just said

Got very angry then threatened

To punch me in the Head

The Chef came out of the kitchen

To calm things down

He left a fry pan on

The place then burned to the ground

We all did learn some lesson

Especially me

I went and wrote this song

and I only now eat healthy food for tea


©Beswick 3/08/11



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