Welcome to Scotts Head Mr Wong

 I have performed this song on stage a couple of times. It's not a country song and it is inspired by a true event that happened long before I arrived in the Nambucca Valley. I just made my a different version up!


Welcome to Scotts Head Mr Wong


The boat people from China know where to go to escape

Not Bondi or Botany, but Scotts Head is the place

As the story goes they once beached on there way

Singing merrily to avoid arrest in Botany Bay


So welcome to Scotts Head Mr Wong

You'll be naturalised when ever you sing this Song

If you can chew our Chop Suey,

That's all you need to be an Aussie

So Welcome to Scotts Head Mr Wong


A friend of mine remembers the day the Chinese had arrived

She reached for her rifle and fortunately she never fired

The mozzies bit the kids so they bought some aeroguard

Then suddenly Scotts Head had more dough than Armaguard


So welcome to Scotts Head Mr Wong

You'll be naturalised when ever you sing this Song

If you can go chew our Chop Suey,

That's all you need to be an Aussie

So Welcome to Scotts Head Mr Wong


For many many years now migrants have settled here

Glasgow, Buenos Aries, California and Lancashire

What about old Murray sweating at the barbecue

And dancing along to someone singin' Old man Emu


So welcome to Scotts Head Mr Wong!

You'll be naturalised when ever you sing this Song

If you can go chew Chop Suey,

That's all you need to be an Aussie

So Welcome to Scotts Head Mr Wong


©RBeswick31/08/2010 (words)



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