Long Live Arthritis

 If I was serious about this one that goes back to 2011 I'd make some changes.


LONG LIVE ARTHRITIS

Scottie took his time

Looking for a place he could pull over

He was on the highway driving Michelle

That's his much traveled Land Rover

She was chewing up all the fuel

And starting to sound like a mule

But she'd been such a friend

No longer she's a trend


I'm getting sore

Like I've been in a war

And I'm still a pacifist

Long live Arthritis


I once rode a bike

But I gave up when I almost died

I had Nightmares and trouble sleeping

That's why I don't eat Kentucky fried

But I do eat fruit

That cost me precious loot

And I need to sometimes rest

Look after my chest


I'm getting sore

Like I've been in a war

And I'm still a pacifist

Long live Arthritis


© Beswick


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