JOHNNY THE TURK

 I'm not sure what this is about, but it goes back to 2004


JOHNNY THE TURK

Drunk as a skunk, he tries to beat up a punk

In his combat uniform

They call him Johnny

War games are his hobby

Hell bent for weather'n a storm


Oh, Johnny the turk

Pen pushing is his work

The battle field is where he should lurk

Johnny the Turk


He switched of Othello to watch Abbot and Costello

Morons from planet beauty

They call him Johnny

War games are his hobby

Hell bent on tours of duty


Oh, Johnny the turk

Pen pushing is his work

The battle field is where he should lurk

Johnny the Turk


He studied Karate, then went to this party

In his combat uniform

They call him Johnny

War games are his hobby

Hell bent for weather'n a storm


Oh, Johnny the turk

Pen pushing is his work

The battle field is where he should lurk

Johnny the Turk


He had an idea, with a weapon to fear

Organising trick or treat

War games are his hobby

Hell bent for weather'n a storm


Oh, Johnny the turk

Pen pushing is his work

The battle field is where he should lurk

Johnny the Turk



© Ronald Beswick 31/12/2004



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