The Mullet
This goes back to 2013 when I was living in Hyland Park. It could do with another verse but I gave up fishing! The Mullet Camped on the riverbank I was disturbed by a splash When nodding of to sleep I had to get up in a flash Something is out there I intend to investigate One theory is simple Now all I need is bait Chorus It's called a Mullet Dirty big and slimy Mullet There will be tasty Tucker tonight If everything goes to plan I have the perfect hook To be the envy of any man It is a smelly hobby sport At the end of the day you stink But it's all worth the while If someone else cleans the sink But a thought crossed my mind Because I'm on a holiday It'd be a lot less work For me to find a seafood Cafe Chorus Dying in the pan Is my Dinner a la fry Fish and Chips and citron A healthy salad for me to try Lester has arrived A local with a patch He's caught that slimy thing that I tried to catch Chorus 29/08/2013© R ...